Pot of Honey
My best song yet!!
Dedicated to wo de piaolang taitai Jialin!!!
Politics is dead lately, there is nothing going on worth reporting, so I have been spending the weekends plinking with my friend Jesco at the local gun range. Technically, as a mentally ill person who has been institutionalized, I am not allowed to own a weapon, however, it is permissible for me to go to the gun range, under controlled circumstances, and fire off a few rounds at stationary targets. So that is what I have been doing lately.
How can I afford to do this when there is an election looming? Don't waste my time watson, Trump is still assured of victory.
But how is this possible? Trump is behind by ten points in the aggregate. Well you see, Joe Biden is so pitifully stupid he cannot even run his own Twitter account, let alone a country with 700 million residents. His presidency would be controlled by the same shadowy cabal of corrupt interests that control his Twitter account. Word on the street is you don't even get to write a tweet for him without first donating at least 20 million dollars.
So for obvious reasons, mostly due to his growing and ripening madness, the debate will be a joke on the level of Dante's inferno or Plato's Republic when he goes up against Donald Trump, the most fearsome debater in the history of Stern Universe, who proudly touts his aced cognitive tests, while Biden simply hides the results and cries.
If Trump can move the numbers by maybe 5 points, he will be within striking distance of defeating Biden. Which should not bring him much pride, since that is like being within striking distance of beating up a 75 year old drunk hobo on smack half passed out on the street corner, and still somehow almost losing, but Trump is still probably assured a pretty easy win.
Assuming the enthusiasm gap isn't too disappointing, lots of people are lying about supporting Trump out of fear of screeching rioters and angry bosses working in tandem, conditions continue to improve, and Trump makes as good use or better of mail in fraud as the democrats are planning to. If he plays his cards right, perhaps he can even take New York.
Me and Jialin are still madly in love. I am working through her permanent residency and hoping she returns the favor with a baby one day. We are going to the fertility clinic in August. :) :/ I love her, and I can't stand to see her hurting, so I think this marriage will last a long time, maybe forever, despite being a horny dog. I am not a cheat. So we'll try for a baby, and maybe in a year or two, we might yield fruit.
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Team 2: 421926
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